A FUN PLACE FOR PETS AND THEIR HUMANS
Yes, I must admit I have fallen in love with my microwave. I don’t really know what it is. I mean it’s rectangular. It has flashing lights and buttons. It doesn’t have much of a personality. It talks in a strange language of beeps and whirling noises. I don’t understand what it is saying. However, it certainly has magical powers. Somehow it transforms stuff that my human mom puts into it into a warm delicious morsel of food for me. I don’t know how it does it. I don’t really care. All I know is that microwaves really rock!!!!!!!!