A FUN PLACE FOR PETS AND THEIR HUMANS
My human brother paces around on his gigantic feet. They’re even bigger than mine. He also used to hug me even though he’s fifteen. He gets stressed about his homework which I don’t understand. Why work on homework when you have a perfectly good dog to play with? Oh well at least it’s better than hugging. When he’s not doing homework he’s playing on a computer which has a bunch of blurry shapes on it. Why do they play on them when their just a bunch of blurry shapes they look at and don’t have any smell? He might even be watching television which is a lot like computers but on computers you have to move something called a mouse that looks tasty. He’s not home most of the time for five days of the week. I’m not sure exactly what they do in the school but I’d like to know.