A FUN PLACE FOR PETS AND THEIR HUMANS
Ok so my human owners always complain that I smell. What do they expect. I am a dog. Saying a dog smells is liking saying humans don’t know how to enjoy the simple joys in life. It is self-evident. Anyhow enough philosophy. I put up with the baths and face washes but yesterday they went too far. They sprayed me with a doggie deodorizer. I smelled like a floral bouquet. How could I show myself to my other doggie friends smelling like this. It is embarrassing. The first thing I will do when I get outside is roll in something really really smelly. That should teach them.