A FUN PLACE FOR PETS AND THEIR HUMANS
Sorry I haven’t been around lately. I just got out of prison. I am not sure what I did wrong but I was just scooped up by my human mom and brought to the jail. I guess I live in a police state where you never really know what crime you committed. Anyhow, the jail was called something else. I think it was pet hotel. Didn’t matter to me what they called it but a place with crates and a couple of “play” areas is a jail to me. Anyhow I was grouped with some hardened criminals. There was Mac “The Knife” Maltese, Walt “The Widow Maker” Weimaraner, Harry “The Hammer” Hound and Pete “The Pick Pocket” Poodle among others. I was clearly the brains of the inmates so I took the lead and was in the midst of planning our escape before I was picked up by my humans. The escape plan went something like this. While we were in the prison court yard, Harry and Walt would fake a fight to distract the guard while the rest of us formed a doggie pyramid to reach the door knob of the court yard gate and turn it open. Then we would run for the exit and freedom. Anyhow, I hope my fellow prison mates get out soon to. You know time in jail can really change a dog.