A FUN PLACE FOR PETS AND THEIR HUMANS
Great day yesterday. I was keeping my human day company while he was eating lunch. He was eating prosciutto on french bread. He had just finished his first sandwich and was ready to make his second when he was interrupted by the grocery delivery man. As he went out to take care of the groceries, I was able to reach up with my paw and pull down the package of cold cuts. There was a slice of prosciutto left which I gobbled up and then I started licking the package vigorously. Unfortunately some of the packaging got stuck to my ear. Darn floppy big ears. Everything gets stuck in them. Anyhow I kept on turning my head to try to lick the packaging but as I turned so did my ear and I couldn’t get it. Eventually my human mom heard the commotion and came into the kitchen and found me. She picked up all the packaging and put it in the garbage can but she didn’t know I had grabbed the package off the table and eaten the last slice of prosciutto. She just thought I had found the empty packaging on the floor so she wasn’t really upset with me. Finally my human dad came back and I noticed he was looking around for the prosciutto. Well he finally looked into the garbage and saw the empty package so he convinced himself that he had finished it. He went into the refrigerator and pulled out another package of cold cuts and finished his second sandwich and his lunch. I thought I was free and clear until my mom told him what had happened and he realized what I had done. However, being humans who believe you should only reprimand a dog when he is caught in the act of mischief and not minutes/hours later, I didn’t get into any trouble. I guess alls well that ends well.