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Performance Reviews For Dogs?

My human dad came home from work yesterday grumbling about his performance review.  Something about he offended people with his blunt and brutal communication style.  Actually sounds about right to me but enough about him.  It got me thinking about some performance review questions for dogs.  Here are a few that I came up with.  Please comment with some of your own suggestions.

Slobbering

  • None
  • Mild
  • Moderate
  • Require raincoat and umbrella to approach

Obeying Commands

  • Yes without need for treats
  • Yes but only with treats
  • No and takes the treat anyhow
  • He has me following his commands while he eats the treats

Hygiene

  • Smells like a breath of fresh air
  • Smells like a dog should smell like
  • Approach only with a gas mask

Care of Toys

  • Treats them gently and with respect
  • Plays with them roughly
  • Often find parts of the toys in the dog’s poop
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5 comments on “Performance Reviews For Dogs?

  1. easyweimaraner
    January 24, 2015

    my slobbering is like the niagara falls hahahahaha

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  2. Middlemay Farm
    January 24, 2015

    One of my cavs got into a jar of garlic soaked in vinegar. I can’t begin to describe the stench coming from her mouth!

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    • dontdoubtthedog
      January 24, 2015

      Garlic soaked in vinegar. I am not coming over your house for dinner :).

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      • Middlemay Farm
        January 25, 2015

        It was supposed to be a way of storing the cloves but we all thought they tasted terrible so I threw them out in the garden. The cav found them and binged.

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      • dontdoubtthedog
        January 25, 2015

        Poor Cavalier.

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