A FUN PLACE FOR PETS AND THEIR HUMANS
My human mom does this thing called yoga. It confuses me. She says she is doing “downward dog” and “upward dog”. I don’t see any dogs except myself and nothing she does looks like a dog. Then she does all these other odd contortions all on this sticky mat. What is a dog to do in the face of this lunacy? Well I licked her face while she was doing all this until she had to give up and then I laid down on the sticky mat and made it mine. Crazy humans. Don’t know what they would do without me.