A FUN PLACE FOR PETS AND THEIR HUMANS
As some of you know, I am not allowed upstairs in my human’s house where the bedrooms are. As a result, I am not allowed to sleep with them in their beds. All of this is due to an unfortunate accident which occurred when I was just a puppy and tried to wake up my sleeping human mom by peeing on her pillow. I feel this is a grave injustice. Anyhow, with the visit of the German exchange student, my human brother is sleeping on the sofa bed downstairs. Last night, he picked me up and put me on the bed to sleep with him. He is such a sweetie. What a joyful night. Those human mattresses and blankets beat my doggie bed by a mile. Now I have to find a way to win them all over and get access to the upstairs human bedrooms where I can take my rightful place on top of each and every bed up there. You know a King deserves a King size bed.